骚玩法很多,但《梦幻逍遥》宠物这么个骚法,绝了......
奈奈我见过的骚操作很多,但这种骚法,我只能说,绝了。
何出此言呢?这事还得从三天前讲起才行呐.......
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话说三天前,奈奈我总算在梦幻逍遥里混到55级,从一个娇柔水灵的小软妹摇身一变,变成了一位more strong小软妹!
然而此时有一个人让我颜面尽失,这便人是.......
秦王
没错!秦王他居然辣手摧花,见面就带着一群打手把我往死里打!
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眼看打不过,我这就连夜逃回去问夫子咋办,结果夫子第一句话就是:
"活该!"
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(夫子你这话也太不给面子了,我好歹肩负拯救中土神州千万生灵的重任啊!)
接着夫子的几句补刀让我吐血三斤:
"你都55级了,怎么都不合宠不养宠?就样你还觉得能赢秦王?秦王不要面子啊?
"指望你当救世主,还不如让它被毁好了......"
就在我准备反驳时,夫子却分别从后面掏出两只宠物,缓缓说道:
"天下神宠无一不强,唯合不破!"
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在一阵骚到不行还闪着能让人当场蒸发的强光后,一个数值爆炸,实力强大无比,长得还可爱的ss级神宠就这样出现了!
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(你问我为啥能看到数值?你不知道仙契师人均战斗力眼睛么?)
没等我反应过来,夫子就落下一句,接着把我赶走:
"给你三天时间,回去自己领悟领悟合宠大法吧!"
【第一天】
夫子那亮瞎狗眼操作我学不来,但都是合嘛,咱们就遵从自然规律,把它们摆在一起不就行了么?
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于是,赶着大清早,我就把一只鼠和猫摆在一起,并在旁边蹲下来看着。
结果,从早上到晚上,两只东西就一直大眼瞪小眼一动不动,仿佛成了一尊雕像那样。
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你问我最后它俩有没有合体?这个我不知道,因为一天没吃饭睡觉的我最后撑不住在那边睡着了,第二天醒来后发现那俩只玩意已经溜了.......
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【第二天】虽然自然合体不行,但奈奈我也信奉一个事情,那就是大力出奇迹!
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于是,又是一个大清早,我把石头人和青瓷小妖拉到一起,用着我那久经锻炼能拿起60多斤重古筝的手,把它俩按在一起。
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(没错,古琴这玩意大概60斤)
三个时辰后,看了看旁边一地各种青瓷小妖拉的碎片,石头人转过来问我:
"为什么,它们犯了错什么?你至于这样对待它们么?"
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【第三天】既然蛮力与自然不行,那就只能以情动人!
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于是,奈奈我把牛头和马面请到来,并以真情实意和长篇道理告诉它们,世界需要更多的英雄,求它们为了拯救苍生而合体。
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结果牛头马面面面相觑,一同表示:
"拯救苍生,可以。为你合体,不行,太危险了,不如回去地府打工"
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结果就是俩只玩意在我面前打开地府通道,就这样回去了....回去了.....回去了......
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【第四天】无法参悟合宠神技的我,只能灰溜溜跑回夫子面前求他教我。
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当然,按流程先是不可避免被夫子批判一番,什么"跑得比秦王还快"还有"图样图森破"都出来了
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(虽然奈奈我都听不懂就是了)
但最后他还是指点了一番合宠技巧:
"合宠,得用心去感受,摸着两个宠物,把他们推在一起,就能合了。"
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(所以说,合宠就这么简单?)
于是我就照着他所说,最后成功合宠了!
虽然成功了,可夫子的表情有点复杂。
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"你用来合的怎么那么像我的ss级宠物?"
他这么一说,我寻思回来,用的好像就是他的那只ss级的。
为了不让他怀疑,我立刻露出了灿烂无比的笑容,然而夫子也露出了微笑对着我。
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本以为相安无事,但夫子的话让我至今还在逃亡的路上:
"给你三秒,你可以选择跑路,我随后用长刀在后面追着你砍。"
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说罢,我就立刻逃出去开始我的逃亡之旅了。
至今虽然夫子的骚操作让我念念不忘,我也带着合出来的强力宠四处亡命天涯。
但我还得说一句:夫子,虽然我会了合宠,但我还是打不过秦王啊!
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