整点洋文

I know not where I have erred. This place is not Zhuge Liang’s humble cottage. His dwelling was free from noisy music disturbing his ears, yet loud noises constantly vex me here. Three cheaters are in this match.

The first one, named Annian, has an abnormally long reach. His two palms deal heavy damage. He strikes twice, and I fall dead. His attacking range stretches as wide as a cart. The second player is Daji. The third one acts like King Zhou of Shang, a tyrant. With one move, my teammates and I are instantly defeated. Daji flatters him, claiming that scanning a code will get free milk‑tea. He seems mighty, yet his power is nominal rather than real. Indulging in pleasure, they neglect official affairs and never attend to official documents. If they handle state affairs, their parents would rush over abruptly, so they ignore governance entirely.

My sanity remains intact.

Laomei’s cheating tool is incredibly powerful and detects everything. Foolish mortals, I come from the noble Virgo from outer space, intending to rule your planet.

I meant to relieve myself, only to find the toilet paper replaced with adhesive tape, leaving me in an awkward predicament.

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